When it looks close even on a wide angle dash cam...

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10/04/2016 at 13:16 • Filed to: that's my lane thanks, can I have my paint back

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It’s damn close.

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Passed close enough that I could feel the “aerodynamic tug” (for lack of a better term) at about the same strength as when a semi goes the other way on a two lane highway.

Now having a narrow vehicle isn’t just fun, it’s cheap. If I’d had even a Golf instead, I’d be looking at some expensive repairs.

Also, a reminder to check your mirrors. I saw a large red thing coming up fast in the rearview and started edging towards the shoulder.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 13:21

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Road Rage? Blind? Pokemon Go? My Other Car Is A BMW?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Takuro Spirit
10/04/2016 at 13:25

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No, unless he has something against all Chevy’s.

I doubt it, or I’d have no vehicle at all.

Possible, but based on later actions they seem just a deliberate asswipe.

Most likely. A slammed 325i with M badges, flat colour wrap and vampire tinting probably.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 13:34

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Close enough.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 13:35

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I swear my car has some sort of intermittent magnetism on the side panels, because this happens to me ALL the time, and it terrifies me every time.

I’ll see cars that have been maintaining a perfect line for miles, but as soon as they approach me to pass, or I approach them to pass, they start veering towards me. It’s half the reason I try to stay in the left lane most of the time: so I have somewhere to go when it inevitably happens again.

The worst time was when I was overtaking a semi-truck. I was in the left lane and he was in the middle lane. I’d gotten to the back corner of his trailer, which is admittedly a blind spot for him. He started transitioning to my lane, so I laid off the gas and tapped my horn to let him know I was there. I also edged to the left side of my lane. He jerked himself back into his lane, so I kept going, trying to finish my pass. Then, when I’m about halfway up the length of his trailer, he decides to switch into my lane anyway! At this point, he totally knew I was there! I honked again, and he still kept coming. He got completely into the lane, not caring that I was literally right there. I had to go completely into the shoulder to avoid being crushed. Slammed on the gas and put as much distance between myself and that crazy asshole as I could.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 13:37

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This dude in an E60 535i with a fake M badge cut me off the other day, I was going to make fun of him at the next light, but I was making a turn so I didn’t get the chance.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/04/2016 at 13:41

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Normally I’d parrot what my dad used to say and tell you “...only counts in horseshoes”, but thins time all I can say is I agree very much.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Xyl0c41n3
10/04/2016 at 13:54

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I don’t blame truckers for occasionally missing people beside them. It’d be a miracle if they didn’t. And most of them react pretty quick and move back, thankfully. But to see you there, move out of the way and then jump in again... either dumb as a stump or popping little white pills for too long.

Also you reminded me of this guy. Hate to see him with a 53-footer behind...

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Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 14:39

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I don’t even understand why this happened. Glad you didn’t end up getting side swiped.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Xyl0c41n3
10/04/2016 at 15:08

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Had that happen to me in the Lada once. On an overpass with almost no shoulder. B-train loaded with pipe, and I was around the middle of the first trailer. No way to accelerate out of it at 55 mph with less than 80 hp, so all I could do was get over as far as possible, lay on the horn, and hope for the best. Fortunately it only managed to take off my mirror and leave some crazy tire rubs down the side, a shredded front left tire, and miraculously I managed to keep out of the concrete barrier, by maybe an inch... Bastard didn’t even stop.

It was two and a half years ago, and I still have trouble passing big rigs.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 15:25

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The other night I was driving on an arterial street, one wide lane in each direction, when a CR-V passed me on the right. I edged toward the double yellow and laid on my horn for 2-3 seconds as she passed, then flashed my high beams a few times to make sure she got the message. People be crazy.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/04/2016 at 16:41

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mmm, toronto.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > bob and john
10/05/2016 at 07:27

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Wonderful, isn’t it.